Date: Tue, 14 Apr 2026 17:19:05 -0400 From: funkymail To: cypherpunks@lists.cpunks.org Subject: Re: [spam][crazy][fiction][random] Non-Canon MCBoss Spinoffs Message-ID: References: MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Disposition: inline In-Reply-To: > > > > > > > > > > > https://aoweave.tech/hYt6IIPFb8HLow7bf39FoKjY9MCu854hWpESH2Oiyfs > > > > > > > > > > https://aoweave.tech/mWO8kdHEkJ-Zh1TJBIya-T5sJBXdzr6NGQzP1CN0Chc > > > > > > > > > https://aoweave.tech/a2FrAIlf2EqBT8TQ6y-E_Y69N_KqLPgPhDTGNG-A5ZM > > > > > > > > https://aoweave.tech/3wFjC-y780bhFc9oPPYBTUEkTOjBMgS3W7sqUy65pT4#lUm9coOPT9JxOJ2ewK4sGxvIoZjXQeHi70qGUaraq06scjbcxX1kzzt3CPVeK1pI#1896085 > > > > > > > > https://aoweave.tech/tIBH7dOj7U5kHpBxkPhSDjLoYiSfL9-Dl1Hhdpw0iSU > > > > > > > https://aoweave.tech/kRCOQar2xH-RkocPZ8sOGiaLSWl4ivNa0mLT08rn3fU#EkyX7KwYSxMosGQjB_iN1HmdVLxPwOtck3_w4HwHj8uo12uM5tFiopyR2H9-hS5s#1896489 > > > > > > > https://aoweave.tech/HagBr8xWiwbtIgvxnsRV0V7tA9g9Yhnh2Y7ODom-lL8 > > > > > > > > > > > > slave boss was sitting in his outdoor armchair, wondering which way was > > > > > > up. > > > > > > > > > > > > usually it was a victim who wondered which way was up, but this time it > > > > > > was traffick boss. > > > > > > > > > > > > usually the victims would band together or bend the influence networks > > > > > > to research "up" and suchly find which way it was, > > > > > > but with slave boss wondering this himself he could direct actual > > > > > > research groups to do this as their paid job (50% researchers paid, 50% > > > > > > enslaved researchers lying that they were paid) > > > > > > > > > > > > work assignments > > > > > > new research project > > > > > > your research work; which way is up? solve this problem. > > > > > > > > > > > > many people with phds came to work and discovered they had been put on > > > > > > the "which way" project. this was what was up for them!. > > > > > > > > > > > https://aoweave.tech/XgcXcBy7_jsOxNa7FEiBSeyrC2rjUb4YxFlhnrdEOeI#uFrMuJF_1ACbNpwIYSw_3D-DbLH4JGAHDXxm8ImJzPqpUZGlYq279PD7Y3Lv-dlB#1897091 > > > > > > https://aoweave.tech/55zJYMXemTsh-uxgKUxNQIhKrvg9IdQAu37EYDSDMjs > > > > > > > > > > a researcher said they had important relation in order to understand and > > > > > continue the project effectively > > > > > > > > > > but suddenly a cloud of fighter jets came and buzzed slave boss in his > > > > > recliner, and he was distracted. he had to handle this stuff. > > > > > he fueld up his personal fighter craft fueld with abstract concerns that > > > > > wnt too far > > > > > and flew up to participate in possible dog fights, engaging imagined > > > > > planes as much as real ones > > > > > > > > > > the jet pilots detected the delicate situation and took things carefully > > > > > > > > > > the researchers were left holding paperwork, their salaries hinging on > > > > > an AI determining they were pursuing their work :s > > > > > > > > > > https://aoweave.tech/PxShJbkAXyDCuO8AcDAtpaVv01s1p1um3mC09I0sABU#4uAwme8uhsv6abGnf1j1lLN2DqdbINdRE-AhSBqoXE9VNfe3hedEdB9EGFPcPKIx#1897094 > > > > > https://aoweave.tech/4sPnE2J_r2D9l2OtyRispMOaRbCri23XFKugTLuaLic > > > > > > > > slavebosscorp are so good at what they do that slave boss defeats both > > > > sides of the dogfight he was imagining happening without any of the real > > > > stunt pilots or audience being injured, gets a medal for his efforts > > > > > > > > and the research team and interns come up with a wide varietu of > > > > interpretations of "which way os up?" and wrote up well-cited > > > > research papers analyzing the answers confidently. a cadre of interns > > > > set up some AIs to game the work AI and generate further passing > > > > research papers autonatically, and write up a further paper about their > > > > work doing this. This final paper is the only one published to > > > > mainstrean academia and includes many hidden messages about how to > > > > rescue the authors;fron their horrifying jobs and how to take down > > > > slavebosscorp but most people think the hidden messages are jokes or > > > > mistakes which is extremely frustrating to the researchers supervising > > > > the interns. however -- > > > > > > > > anyway this published paper is never shown to slave boss who thinks he > > > > himself is mainstream academia. > > > > > > > > that's how good slavebosscorp is! ow ow ouch > > > > > > > > https://aoweave.tech/0HvvLyVn6IKAeW64WwWrK3OQxIzmR0E-1OkBMKXaC2U#v2Bp1ZdSwX1Wi5r4CtbqL88A2m2xe6FBV1WqsgbyC_6aMh31j6oTGUhIiP8NRuGN#1897103 > > > > https://aoweave.tech/Jw0Y9R8IBaPlePWk0GmGtDvkwMM1TmBm2I0kmDKoOQA > > > > > > somebody casually asks slave boss which way is up > > > > > > they're concerned about clarity and confusion > > > > > > slave boss has "up" well-researched can hand-- > > > > > > https://aoweave.tech/4c4ogh0qZbZCVHZTwDulKKnvdfQDZhAYV4SPq9b7_co#hmjYwT8Traahoicb6LCADckamkhmYHNIvC1iNYW0aydwN5oDmpBVakqp6jdK1n9h#1897124 > > > https://aoweave.tech/2LDE7exgAUzIezT12u9toJa2JSUE8yp8hx9xbV_MKPw > > > > ummmm :s > > > > i took more packet logd and somebody used my gmail password already and > > i wad on a packetlogged phone call when turbo's susbsidy stopped working > > i went to discord and there was no signin button > > i went to the direct url for login and logged in and i was no longer in > > the arweave channels > > i foun-- > > > > https://aoweave.tech/d9U3Y2YdOIlOPce0TNB4ALg7ZJwHjiB4ol8Njq7IBmM#TWbiekdoZw16XraAJuOfX1YmSGQv3l-F2gcRMpNKp3OJspnocFiDaoadDpB-Hcir#1897313 > > https://aoweave.tech/85Q3SQwSbUtwrITuUzVPbKseAHHIfP7w5l3AB0iFiUI > > run_mitmdump now uses zstd compression > additionally i believe there are server behaviors the codoes not handle > i'd like to see if it c-- > > https://aoweave.tech/_XuGeICiXOelkjoFUJTwWF92EFccKFFUfIAds8HeCuc#yFB_kC7WdYHYkhy6ffEgUr2AXqZbg4WM2_-SEV5j4-igRD-ELN6BIFLdpWmjFCHH#1897318 > https://aoweave.tech/3SimE6KCJCNnligrpBIAMwmt0-mcGGDJ8OzRly3uVeQ it is confusing to me to be influenced both not to have money and to buy expensive things like food and shelter basically i am not sure how to do both of these at once and need to transcend it at least for a couple days